Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Rumor Confirmed

For years and years, I've heard people talk about a barbie that would grow breasts. You'd twist her arm, and she'd grow taller, her waist would become smaller and the breasts would appear.

I've told people I HAD this doll, but I was always met with skeptical looks. Surely this thing didn't exist.

I was reading Tanya Michaels' blog raising the rumor once more.

Then I remembered. My mom brought over a ton of boxes from her attic, which my husband promptly put in ours. I wondered if that Barbie were still in there. So when we went up there to get the Christmas decorations, I found my barbie box.

I remember lovingly placing my beautiful barbies in the box, hoping some day I'd have a little girl of my own to enjoy them. Let me tell you - these things are UGLY. Their hair looked fried and matted. Their skin took some weird orange hue and I'd apparantly given quite a few wayward makeovers.

No child would want to play with these things. Scary. Not on the Samaclaws level, but still a little frightening.

Then I saw her - the fabled grow with me barbie (whether that's her real name or not, I don't know).

Check her out (please pardon the ugly bob I'd given her). As well as the strange facial tattoo). Also, these are her original clothes:

young barbie

Now here's "older" barbie after I twisted her arm:

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Hmmm, are these pics are really doing this barbie justice? I'm not sure I want to be posting naked barbie pics on the blog. Although the 8 year-old did ask some very pointed questions after sneaking up behind my while I snapped this pic:

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Hence the blurriness.

Of course posting naked barbie pics doesn't really seem to bother Gena. Maybe I should go for it.

19 comments:

Kelli McBride said...

Gena would just get jealous at the ability to inflate her breasts at will. Though you might take the opposite view. ;-)

Rachel Vincent said...

Okay, when I was 12 (okay, 14), I put up my Barbie collection, which topped out at 34 dolls, including 5 versions of Ken. And I have never heard of this grow-with-me Barbie.

Cool.

TJBrown said...

I wanna see how her breast grow and go back. I wish mine could go back. Oh, by the way. i heard a rumor that Jenny Bent is your agent too... that true? Cause I just signed with her(huge smile right now and it's not just the abundance of margaritas I had with our dinner out:)

Jill Monroe said...

Yes, Kels - I think an A cup would be amazing!

Teri - you twist her arm to make the breasts grow. I may just have to bring this thing to National this year.

Awesome on signing with Jenny - congrats!

Kelli McBride said...

My older sister and I started collecting Barbies about 10 years ago, but we had to stop because we were running out of display room. I think we have about 30, and some of theme are the beautiful Bob Mackie Barbies.

My fav? The Star Trek Barbie and Ken.

Jill Monroe said...

Kelli - you MUST post a pic of those Star Trek barbies.

Colleen Gleason said...

Jill, you will have to bring her to National, or no one's going to believe you!

Shesawriter said...

Yours still has all her hair? LOL! I fancied myself a cosmotologist. I too had one of those grow boobies Barbies. :-) She ended up bald with ink markings (make-up) on her face that bled and spread, making her look like Goth Barbie. :-)

Tanya

Jill Monroe said...

I will Colleen. And, I have to admit, that when we were in high school, there was this girl some were CONVINCED had a boob job over summer. They'd twist their arm when she wasn't looking, but comes to find out - she thought it was funny. Although we never did know if she had some enhancement.

Jill Monroe said...

Tanya - thank goodness there's another person who can confirm there WAS this barbie.

Goth Barbie - I should make one for Gena!!!

I'm wondering if the company that created the grow barbie thought they were helping children learn about development. I will say...at full size, this barbie's breasts are rather modest - not Barbie's cup size at all!

Dana Pollard said...

LMAO!! That is so funny, Jill!

I guess I missed the boobie growing Barbie when I was a kid. I too had packed up my Barbies when I was little. I even dated the box as to when I had last played with them. I'm odd. Anyway, on one of the last trips to my parent's house I got the boxes out and opened them. I was as deflated as you. Here I thought I had the world's best treasure of Barbies and it was just junk. I must have had some imagination when I was little. Maybe that imagination was just preparation for me growing up to be a writer...

Thanks for sharing your story.

Bonnie Ferguson said...

LOL }:) I'd never heard of grow-with-me Barbie either. That's hilarious.

Kelli McBride said...

I only had one Barbie as a child, and it was one of her friends: Kelly. She had red hair, and I washed it once. It frizzed out so badly that she looked like the Bride of Frankenstein. I tried to enjoy her, but I was never much into dolls. I was much more the book and camera type.

When I go home, I'll get the digital camera and take some pics of our Barbie collection, including some of my favorite poses. Heh-heh.

Charity said...

Technically, she was "Growing Up Skipper." Why I remember this arcane bit of Barbie lore, I don't know.

Check her out here: http://www.dollreference.com/skipper_doll2.html

Jill Monroe said...

Excellent work, Charity!

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BelleKatie said...

Ahhh! I had this doll. It was called "Growing up Skipper" And I too get the same comments of skepticism that such a thing existed! Excellent. A good thing they didn't make a Grow with me Ken!

BMT said...

Thank you...I usually get the same crazy look and no one believes me...so today I searched for barbie whose breast grew and found you....I will be pointing my friends in your direction....